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do you ever read a great book with awesome history and science and descriptions and you’re all aboard the gravy train EXCEPT…

the romance

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nash grier baffles me because not only has he proven himself a sexist, racist buttmunch

but he’s not…fUNNY?!!!?!?!?!?

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bluesigma:

piikopoko:

you were either a winx 

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or a w.i.t.c.h

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this makes me feel old.

My favorite part of Winx was when Bloom unleashed her power, a huge freaking dragon made of fire, while screaming ‘dont touch my boyfriend!!!’ saving his butt from sure destruction

and he was like ‘im your boyfriend?’ *blush blush*

(via mishacakes)

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blue-eyed-hanji:

monobeartheater:

misses-sauce:

This is what anime sounds like to our parents

ITS THE THING

HEL P I CANT BRETAHE

(Source: neydimneoldum, via wecansexy)

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sageofmagic:

memegrandpa:

helbows:

Introducing the Social Intelligence Test! From what I can tell, it’s sponsored by Harvard and it’s rather interesting. The basis is you look at pictures of people going through different emotions and decide what emotion they’re feeling. The trick is, you can only see their eyes.

How well can you read people? I never thought I was good at it, but I scored rather high on this test. It was a very interesting experience! I highly recommend taking this!

13 out of 36…

28 out of 36

29, better than I expected! I found it a bit annoying that all the females were made up, young and giving me bedroom eyes, though…

(via pyonkotchi)

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naomidorikawa:

can i just talk about how much i love ladies supporting and encouraging other ladies in media?

basically, the orange haired girl, rin, got bullied when she was younger for wearing a skirt when she looked like a boy and lacked the confidence to feel pretty in this dress for her performance

in the end all of her friends gave her so much positive reinforcement about her looks and how she’ll look beautiful in it and she was able to gain the confidence and reassurance, from other females, to finally dress up again (in front of such a big audience too!)

i just, i love this. i love it when women give compliments and help raise the self esteem of other girls. im so tired of all the competitive women in media and girls putting each other down and trying to be better than one another (usually for another man, sadly) and just seeing these beautiful girls team up and help their friend feel confident and beautiful is beautiful in itself

writers, take notes. have women support each other. have women get along and interact and boost up each other and compliment one another and stop creating this drift of competition. this is what we want and deserve to see

Rin struggling with her femininity hit really close to home for me. I was one of the kids that didn’t care about her looks long after most of the other kids did. There’s nothing wrong with that, I was just a bit behind. But I reached high school and suddenly I felt deeply unfeminine and strange. I didn’t have any of the knowledge of how to dress or do hair or makeup or…anything. I probably wore a lot of odd outfits in the course of high school, but I was literally always trying new things to find something that fit. After two years of a short mop I cut my hair even shorter and learned to style it. I discovered that I liked skirts and dresses. I still don’t wear makeup, but that’s more because I don’t like the way it feels than anything.

But throughout those four years, despite feeling that I didn’t get things a girl was supposed to, my friends were constantly supportive. They encouraged everything I tried. Other girls in my grade who I didn’t hang out with were equally as nice. They told me that my short hair was perfect for me, that I pulled it off like I was meant to have it. They told me my style was unique and suited me well. Nobody ever made me feel boyish or awkward. They made me feel like my choices were valid.

Encouragement from other girls is the entire reason I can have short hair, not shave my legs, and sometimes even wear men’s shirts, but still FEEL girlish. Encouragement means I can be any kind of girl I want.

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pristinebiscuit:

Full tracks - “Arrival of the Birds" & "Transformation" by The Cinematic Orchestra — Some of the most beautiful music you will ever experience.

The two tracks flow together so perfectly.

Enjoy.

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thesanityclause:

Makoto gon’ fuck you up

my bby <3

thesanityclause:

Makoto gon’ fuck you up

my bby <3